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i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"

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  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
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*flails existentially*

(Source: nestor-dyad)

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like-the-king-of-the-damned asked:
Once you receive this, you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send this to your 10 favorite followers!

Thank you for sending this to me! This was really hard to think of things (which is kind of sad really) but I felt awesome after!

Five nice things:
1. I like the advantage of my height (I’m 5’9) so I can see over people in crowds and can always hide in the back of photos. 
2. I like my hair. It’s like a caramel color and wavy but it looks nice without a bunch of work which is a big plus!
3. I like that I can talk about the most ridiculous things with my friends and they don’t think I’m extremely crazy. 
4. I like my ass. It’s a great asset. (Pun Intended).
5. I actually really like my terrible puns and bad jokes because they make me smile even if I only get eye rolls from other people. 

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isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

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Ain’t that the truth #repost @katgrahampicsView more Nina Dobrev on WhoSay
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